Coronavirus Keto hobbies: gardening

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I would never have started gardening if not for the Coronavirus and lockdowns. I do exhaust myself with religious activities that are possible in these difficult times – putting a zillion miles on Sassy the Subaru – but there is also a moment here or there as the days turn into weeks and months.

I would never have started gardening if not for Keto. It’s not that I will be growing anything that is necessarily Keto friendly, it’s that I was so overweight previous to Keto that I just could not do up something like gardening. Never.

  1. Weeding and then weed-eating around Brakeman and the Papal Flag. The flag is a bit disintegrated at the moment. An analogy there. Meanwhile, Brake-Man, appropriately, continues to represent now rusty mankind in all of the effects of Adam’s original sin, putting on the brakes on everything. He’s made out of brakes by my artistic and mechanically minded neighbor to the hermitage of yore. He stands next to the day lilies roaring back to their springtime glories.
  2. Planting Spaghetti Squash seeds next to the rose bush. Who knows…
  3. Constructing seed-boxes – with bottoms – for the top of the steps to either side of the door, in front of Mary and Anthony of Padua. The wood is left over from the hermitage. These are for leaf-lettuce. I’ll be off the Keto diet by the time this gets ready to pick.
  4. Cutting down dead branches from the Ceder trees out back and constructing Tepee style bean poles. My neighbor to the hermitage is graciously going to supply me with enough October Beans to take over the front of the rectory. October beans are loved by humming birds as a fierce battle ground. The beans are so big that you only need a handful for soup.

Still planks left over… I know!

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The storm we had the past couple of days flooded the creek to overflowing, which brought water and debris throughout the rectory lot, lapping up against the foundation of the house, but these seed-boxes might just be high enough to keep their future contents from being washed away.

All the seed boxes are half-filled with the manure of Cooper-the-Therapy-Pony, who lives in the neighbor’s adjoining back yard. Cooper is only about twice the size of Shadow-dog. The rest of the seed boxes are filled with potting soil and then mixed up. These are spread out along the fence for a reason. There are two mounds in each box, six altogether. Three will be for straight neck yellow squash; three will be for cucumbers. The vines are long, but there is plenty of room for them. They will also mature when I’m off the Keto diet.

I’ll have to “ride fence” daily as the vines start to grow to length, making sure that they are tied up to the fence, making the lawn available for easy mowing.

More things to do:

  • Mulch for the front around the October Beans and Day Lilies
  • Perhaps some flowers for the front steps on either side, effectively hiding the fronts of the boxes and honoring Mary and St Anthony.
  • I’m thinking of tomatoes… Perhaps Early Girls… They would actually go in the carport… a peculiar setup there… We’ll see…

All because of Keto and Coronavirus…

6 Comments

Filed under Coronavirus, Diet, Gardening

6 responses to “Coronavirus Keto hobbies: gardening

  1. leticiajaime

    Looking good

  2. nancyv

    I get it! All things work together for the good of those who love God!!
    All looks ready for growing. Good luck with the maters.

  3. Anne Maliborski

    I was wondering what that was………. “Brake-Man!”

  4. litteralis

    Pater Reverende,
    All that, and then, you get to be a Priest if God, and everything attendant to that. Well, better than sitting up on a mountain, somewhere, with the Dog, a Rosary, and a handful of berries. Or, is it…?
    litteralis

  5. Aussie Mum

    It’s good you can garden Father – such an enjoyable and healthy activity providing beautiful flowers, organic food, fresh air and exercise.
    P.S. Brake-Man is interesting.

  6. Aussie Mum

    Just want to let those who are struggling under lockdown know that it works. Australia’s curve has flattened! Lockdown rules have been severe and strictly enforced (in my home state of New South Wales $1,000 on the spot fines; up to $11,000 and 6 months in gaol if the matter goes to court) and it’s worked. Restrictions look like being eased here by the middle of next month as new cases of Covid-19 and deaths from it are tumbling.

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