During the retreat and still on the staycations now I’ve been keeping in contact with Father Gordon. Despite his sufferings, he has the best sense of humor ever. I thought you might enjoy these:
Father Gordon has two:
- Why does it take three PMS women to change a lightbulb?
- BECAUSE IT JUST DOES!!!
- What is the biblical evidence that there were no Democrats in the Garden of Eden?
- When God expelled Adam and Eve, He said: “There’s no one left!”
Pornchai Moontri has another:
- How come cannibals never eat clowns?
- Because they taste funny.
ARISE! LET US BE GOING! 
oh ha ha. You forgot the explicative marks after the answer from the PMS women.😎
Ha! Here is one in payment:
What do you call a sleep-walking Bishop?
A roamin’ Catholic!