Humor: Lighten it up for a moment!

During the retreat and still on the staycations now I’ve been keeping in contact with Father Gordon. Despite his sufferings, he has the best sense of humor ever. I thought you might enjoy these:

Father Gordon has two:

  • Why does it take three PMS women to change a lightbulb?
    • BECAUSE IT JUST DOES!!!
  • What is the biblical evidence that there were no Democrats in the Garden of Eden?
    • When God expelled Adam and Eve, He said: “There’s no one left!”

Pornchai Moontri has another:

  • How come cannibals never eat clowns?
    • Because they taste funny.

2 Comments

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2 responses to “Humor: Lighten it up for a moment!

  1. nancyv

    oh ha ha. You forgot the explicative marks after the answer from the PMS women.😎

  2. sanfelipe007

    Ha! Here is one in payment:
    What do you call a sleep-walking Bishop?
    A roamin’ Catholic!

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