Just a reminder. Purple. Advent. It’s royal purple. Jesus is King of kings, Lord of lords, Prince of the Most Profound Peace.
But filthy, effeminate, luxuriating Herod, clothed Jesus in a robe of purple to mock Jesus. But Jesus had called Herod a female fox, in Jesus’ words: “Go and tell Herod, that bitch…” you know, to use technical canine vocabulary. Check it out. Luke 13:32. The translation will say “fox” because the translators are chickens favoring Herod the bitch. But Herod would decapitate such tender snowflake sycophants though without the regret he had about John the Baptist. In their political correctness, they are already as good as chickens with their heads cut off by the politicians that be.
And this is why royal purple is used for penitential seasons like Advent and Lent. The King will be placed in a wooden manger and nailed to a wooden cross. How do we perceive the purple?
Meanwhile, all the more purple:
If you’re having trouble with all this – too much reality all at once – ask the Immaculate Conception to help you out. She saw what that bitch of Pontius Pilate and what Pilate himself did to her Son. Just look into her eyes:
Advent. Purple. A penitential season. Because of that bitch, Herod.
I can just hear it now, the Bishop reading a thousand complaints about me in letters complaining that I’m not appropriate, that’s I’ve crossed boundaries:
- “Dear Bishop, you gotta do something with Father Byers. He’s so mean. He’s, like, using bad words and stuff – splutter, splutter, splutter.”
These bitchy people… sigh… They should read about political correctness and what God thinks about prostituting oneself to political correctness, say, in Ezekiel 23. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!
You know, what would happen is that the Bishop would laugh, heartily, as he knows I’m quoting Jesus verbatim. He loves that. :-)
Then, I’m quite sure, in his own chapel, he would give a purple flower to the Immaculate Conception. How about you?
But I can still hear it: “Splutter, splutter, splutter….”
Heh heh heh.
3 responses to “Re-post: Flowers for the Immaculate Conception (bitch of Pontius Pilate, ed.)”
My only problem is that the real bitches are wonderful and smart and sweet and spicy. Please look at Laudie-Dog. The word “bitch” has unfortunately been abused and has come to mean a vicious, loathsome human female, more like a she-devil. Don’t you think that she-devil is more accurate to describe people like Mrs. Clinton, Mrs. Pelosi, and the pending ( I pray not) V.P? Please give my best regards to Laudi-Dog. Ask her to accept my apologies on behalf of ignorant humans. God bless you, Father.
Hi Father, I worked for a guy who sounds just like Herod. Effeminate but mean as they come. Although always laughing and persuading. He fired many people. Good people. People like him are so weak that they become ruthless when they get power. And they stop at nothing to get that power. Calumny is their weapon. That’s the world some of us live in. Corporate America. God bless.
…You have a good Bishop!