It’s perhaps a barometer of violence on university campuses far from this quiet paradise of WNC when the violent communist perps of that violence make their presence known here. This is the smallest, remotest parish in North America. Why would anyone want to bother us? Is the ignorance and violence so very widespread that there is overflow even here? Here’s what happened:
(1) I put up pictures of a great patriotic jacket which appeared at church the other week.
(2) An ultra-low information internet troll guy calling himself Chucky chucked a most low-information and quite violent comment on that post (which didn’t make it through the moderation queue). “DON’T FEED THE TROLLS!” is good advice.
- “But Father George! Father George! You’re such an ol’ meanie! I bet you didn’t even offer Chucky a safe space, did you? Huh? Huh? I bet you didn’t! For shame, Father George!”
Oh, I have a safe space for Chucky, alright. Chucky seems to live conveniently near the FBI stations surrounding Olathe, Nebraska, so he would have to travel pretty far to get here. I call the safe-space “The Confessional”. Hey! It’s refurbished with a soundproof door along with a wall-sized double-paned sound-proof window! We’re all set whether he wants to go to Confession or throw a tantrum.
He subscribed to the blog so we can expect more tantrums before any Sacramental Confession, but I’m hoping he’ll make a pilgrimage and use the Confessional especially for Sacramental Confession. All are welcome! as they say.
(3) Meanwhile, our great patriot wearer of patriotic jackets came to Holy Mass again yesterday, this time wearing, as if scripted, a great patriotic T-Shirt pictured atop this post. It’s the perfect answer to the hate-filled comment which Chucky the anti-American troll-guy chucked into the comments box. And our patriot hadn’t even seen it.
Chucky, the troll-guy, let me tell you, has deep problems with his would-be education in etymological issues. He starts his rant by proclaiming (with four letter words) that “patriot” doesn’t come from “pater”. So let’s lower ourselves admittedly with great fanfare of condescension, and ask Chucky a question about a particular varmint of preference to him:
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Will Chucky keep chucking his trolling comments? How many chuckings can Chucky chuck? He subscribed to the blog to make sure that he would chuck as much as he could chuck such chuckings.
- A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood”… and…
This is getting silly because some humor is needed. Is Chucky perhaps an FBI troll baiting reactions? Probably. Chucky is so perfectly out-of-control throwing spittle-flecked nutties that Chucky is, well, a caricature. It’s like refined stupidity, well studied stupidity, a text-book paradigm of stupidity, which, say, a just-graduated FBI agent would use to bait reactions. It’s almost AI-Stupid. But it’s even more adverbially stupidy.